Dear Sergio,

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06/24/2015 at 10:47 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 10:51

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Dear sir,

I like the way you think.


Kinja'd!!! JGrabowMSt > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 10:52

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I do believe you mean “Dear Ralph.”


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 10:55

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nope.

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Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 10:58

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Ugh. No. Doesn’t fit the character of Alfa, at all. Just like the GM V6s they used in the 159 were a major step down from the Alfa V6s they used before. I know, power, reliability and all that stuff. That’s just not what you buy an Alfa for. You don’t put a hemi in a Ferrari either.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:03

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Why not the V6 off Maserati’s Ghibli?

It’s lighter (probably) and packs a punch (330 to 410 HP from factory). I know it’s a twin-turbo and that adds complications... buuut I like it. That or some other V6 or V8 from Alfa’s cousins.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:04

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Alfa Romeo Giulia Infernogatto


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > duurtlang
06/24/2015 at 11:04

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But Italians love them some MOPAR power.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:07

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Don’t we all, but not in an Alfa Romeo.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Telumektar
06/24/2015 at 11:07

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http://jalopnik.com/the-alfa-romeo…


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > duurtlang
06/24/2015 at 11:07

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It’s better.


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:08

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FYI this is a french Facel Vega. Italians are more into GM and Ford POWER.


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:09

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Better than what?


Kinja'd!!! I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Telumektar
06/24/2015 at 11:16

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That V6 is none other then Chrysler’s 3.6L they stick in everything. Maserati turbocharges it and does some head work.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:17

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No. All the nopes.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 11:18

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*French - They were just happy to have something that wasn’t on strike.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > duurtlang
06/24/2015 at 12:01

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Ferrari LaHemi. Doesn’t work


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 12:07

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You called? Oh wait Marchionne not me.


Kinja'd!!! AM > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
06/24/2015 at 13:01

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I’d like to know where you read that because Maserati doesn’t use the Pentastar. The Ghibli has a 3.0L V6 designed by Ferrari. Chrysler casts the engine blocks for them then sends them to Modena where Ferrari assembles the rest of it.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 14:07

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Hey Sergio! We gotta get us out of here!


Kinja'd!!! StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 15:21

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no! Way too much weight in the front end, messing w/ dat perfect 50/50 they have going for them. Seriously, iron block and that supercharger weighs over 100lbs too.


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 20:53

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No.

It’s not that type of car. I mean for a 1 off sema deal sure. But production wise? Nee-op.

Now, maybe toss that engine into something like this....

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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > bryan40oop
06/24/2015 at 20:55

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That's just a Viper.


Kinja'd!!! Telumektar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/24/2015 at 21:46

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Heh, stupid me. I should have searched a little.

Potenza Italiana!


Kinja'd!!! I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > AM
06/25/2015 at 11:25

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Ok fine, I stretched the truth a little. The 3.0 is based on the architecture of the pentastar, so Ferrari didn’t design it from scratch.


Kinja'd!!! bryan40oop > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
06/25/2015 at 11:25

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Yeah, but the hell cat engine would be better suited in this than the Giulia